All this week I’ve wanted to burn down the tractor store in Snowdrop Lane. I burned it down today—with the help of J., of course. It was the biggest night of my life. We climbed over a barbed wire fence. The sky grew blacker and it started to rain. . . . All the while, my lovely glorious fire was licking its way through the roof, and the thick smoke filled the night sky. It was a picture which will live in my mind for ever—oh what a sinful, evil, selfish mind. I know the Lord will forgive me. It’s been a long, painful, hard year. Don’t I deserve to express my distress? Football rumours Liverpool Rumours

Lucy Brpnze will leave Barcelona Say bye to Serhou So this big question about valuations doesn't necessarily hold a lot of water when the company continues to deliver.

Arsenal have made a €20m (£16.9m) offer for Fenerbahce left-back Ferdi Kadioglu, with the club prepared to offload Kieran Tierney on a permanent basis. Borussia Dortmund are also keen and are prepared to pay for the 24-year-old. (Ajan Spor - Turkey) Cocoa prices fall 11% Image source, BBC Sport

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